AHHHH! I WAS STUCK IN A READING SLUMP.
Yes, they were dark, dark times... BUT THEY ARE OVER. *Collective sigh*.
Now, for the lucky ones who have never experienced a reading slump where did you find the Felix Felicis? This is not fair here is a brief explanation of what a reading slump is. And since you've never gone through one, you'll probably dread ever facing one after this.
A reading slump is a terrorising time because:
There are two types of slumps... Haunting, isn't it?
Type 1: The "I want to read but I JUST CAN'T" slump.
Type 2: The "I don't want to read, so I won't. MWAHAHAHAHA" slump.
"Can you experience both monstrosities at once?" Why, yes, Bob. Yes, you can.
"HOW?" Let me explain it to you, Bob...
When an innocent and unsuspecting bookworm catches a severe case of a 'Type 1 reading slump' it can dangerously develop into a 'Type 2 reading slump'.
This will cause the slump to last for much longer. FOR ETERNITY. Or two weeks.
How do I get out of this agony?
Here are the gazillion things you should and shouldn't do while stuck in a harrowing reading slump:
There you go! I hope you'll be able to deftly avoid that nightmare of a slump.
Now go ahead and BUST OUT OF THAT READING SLUMP!